The guy who has no idea how brooms work:
This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:
This guy who has no control over his arm movements:
1. he’s practicing for his sweeping exam
2. clearly the force extended his kick
3. that dude is clearly practicing his sweet futuristic dance moves for when he goes out with his girl
The force kick is a headcanon tho
say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period
alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie
Says tumblr user niggercakes
things i would like to do:
- kiss your face
- kiss not your face
- see you smile always
- idk buy you things
- make you mac and cheese
- learn all your favourite songs
- tell you that u r a cutie
- have a sleepover without sleep u feel me
peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle
I’ve accepted the fact that I’m a huge physical disappointment in reality.
The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this.
did you google how to take a screen shot
[Boy and his Box]
“Looks like it’s just you and me again old girl.”
#Oh my bb Nine #After you ended the Time War #flipped the switch reversed the polarity activated the doomsday device #After it was over and your eyes opened and you woke up #you realized that you hadn’t been killed #for some terrible reason you couldn’t begin to understand you’d been spared #even though you didn’t deserve it or want it you’d been spared #How long did you stay like this? #Alone in your TARDIS wondering WHY? #Wondering what you were supposed to do now?#Wondering if it was even possible to be a fraction of the man you’d been before?#Re-examining everything over and over again and never coming to any conclusion except you deserved to die #And then deciding that if you were going to die you’d at least die while saving others #And so you went to your console and laid your hands on your TARDIS and whispered a quiet plea that she would take you where you needed to go #And lo and behold there was a Nestene infestation right in the middle of London #And your hands were swift and sure when they made that explosive device #and everything was going to plan #except a troublesome human in the basement#I have a bit of a Nine situation (via gallifreyburning)
So this happened on facebook today….
i will never not reblog this
Dr. Seuss was a racist. He wouldn’t attach his words to an interracial romance. Here are seven racist cartoons he made about Japanese-Americans during WWII.
He also later apologized and wrote Horton Hears a Who! to illustrate his remorse for his previous way of thinking